I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
HOLY SHIT PEOPLE
WHEN IN SHERLOCK THEY TALK ABOUT THE elephant in the room the might be talking about the gayness
clint barton shows up to shield 15 minutes late with a starbucks
"what do you mean shields gone"
whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be
I HAD 3 PIECES OF CHEESECAKE AND ICE CREAM OH MY GOD
What a champ
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT
we should all give the utmost respect to organ donors
it takes guts to do what they do
tHE HEIGHT IS THE SAME
Is no one going to talk about how bottle!Ben and bottle!Martin have accurate figures, too?
God. What the hell is wrong with us?
And look how close they’re standing. The lack of personal space is also accurate.
this guy is a guardian of the galaxy
I feel safer already
today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”
one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face
I absolutely love working at the Saint Louis Zoo and I never seem to tire of taking pictures of the residents. The peafowl that roam the zoo freely are no strangers to having their pictures taken and are quite obliging to pose for a snap or two. This fella was especially gracious, and I had good lighting on my side. Normally, the Zoo closes at 5:00 during the week but I happened to be around for an after-hours event.
Photos by Erin